So what exactly am I supposed to be doing in this thing? Sharing my feelings? My thoughts? My life-altering ideas? Sure, ok...
Really I have no idea why I decided to do this thing. I don't have feelings... Maybe it had to do with RoboRoboTron bribing me with promises of being able to share my opinions. I have a lot of opinions that I have no problem sharing. Like: RoboRoboTron? Who's the underdeveloped brainless child that came up with that name?
So I guess I'll ease myself into this whole process and start off with a simple who the hell am I? Well I'm a ratty old stuffed bear who's been shoved into the crack between the bed and the wall one too many times. The child, who is my arch nemesis, does nothing but cry all the time and drag me around like some stupid doll who can't lay down without closing her eyes and dozing off. Fucking narcoleptic idiots. Either way, I see the world, and I know what lies beyond the front door, and I have no problem sharing my opinion on the 'real world' that you other more sheltered toys live oblivious too.
That is all for now.
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